Motorfest serves up shallow promises of seasonal updates to milk your wallet
Ubisoft is at it again, and I’m not sure if I should be excited or roll my eyes so hard…
Month: September 2026
Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde
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EU Declares Canada Weak Enough to Join Them
BRUSSELS — Speaking in Strasbourg, France, on Wednesday, European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen announced that she had…
Husband’s Idol Audition Ends In Fatal Harmony
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is standing trial…
Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam
Sony’s latest mishap has left gamers in the UK scratching their heads, as two of their first-party published titles, Helldivers…
Mizan weaves 1001 threads of familiar gaming magic with obligatory DLC previews
I’ll be the first to admit, I was thoroughly surprised by 1001 Threads of Mizan, the debut title from MBC…
Trump Somehow Manages to Alienate Another Demographic
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Florida Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is calling out President Donald…
Fontaines D.C. Collaborate with Rosalía on New Track Where Is Gone
Fontaines D.C. have revealed that Rosalía will appear on “Where Is Gone?”, a new song from their upcoming fifth album,…
Barefoot Ed Sheeran Introduces Sock Puppets That Will Open For Him On Tour
PHILADELPHIA—Shambling barefoot into a press conference to promote his next show, English artist Ed Sheeran introduced reporters Thursday to…
Tool’s Ænima Gets Retrospective Look Back
Tool’s acclaimed sophomore album Ænima is a masterpiece that has been fascinating fans for decades. The album’s title, Ænima, is…