Trump Prepares For Dinner With President Xi By Ordering Servants To Slaughter The Fattened Cat
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In preparation for an historic dinner with Chinese President Xi Jinping, President Donald Trump ordered White…
Month: September 2026
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Robert Pattinson
Primetime star Robert Pattinson is receiving widespread acclaim for his portrayal of To Catch A Predator host Chris Hansen.…
Ozzy Still Alive Somehow In New Sabbath Concert Film
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m not sure if I’m ready, but…
ASIA Still Exists Drops New Video For Arcadia Because You Clearly Needed This
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Legendary English rock supergroup ASIA is back with a new studio…
Macklemore Launches Free Palestine Concert Series
Macklemore has announced a series of headline performances under the banner “Free Palestine” following his removal as an opener from…
Boys Noize Drops New Album 7LLVSION And Fresh Track
Boys Noize has announced a new album, 7LLVSION, out on November 6th via Ones and Zeros. He’s also shared the…
Beach Boys Nix September Concerts Without Warning
The Beach Boys have suddenly canceled all of their scheduled September shows without explanation. The concerts were set to mark…
Frugal Living Now Slightly Less Painful Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN is launching a nine-week Savings Challenge, and I’m not sure…
Guy Outside Obama Center Selling Cheaper Tickets To Something Called ‘Barry’s Magical Experience’
CHICAGO—Saying the man promised visitors access to the “real show,” onlookers confirmed Thursday that a guy outside the Barack…
Louder Than Life Fest Sizzles With Iron Maiden And Tool Performances
The 2026 edition of the massive rock festival Louder Than Life in Louisville brought with it four days of scorching…