CHVRCHES Drops New Rock Infused Track Roses Now
CHVRCHES have kicked off a new era with “Roses,” their first new song in three years. “Roses” finds the trio…
Month: September 2026
Melania Disagrees With Husband For Once
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has implemented a ban on CNN, MS NOW,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Agent claims ignorance on Congress phone data in Jack Smith case
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as an agent in the Jack Smith case…
Jorge Drexler Defends Reggaetón And Bad Bunny
Latin Grammy-winning songwriter Jorge Drexler has long pushed back against dismissive attitudes toward reggaetón, and now the celebrated Uruguayan musician…
Ex Turnstile Guitarist Incompetent to Stand Trial in Murder Attempt Case
A judge has ruled former Turnstile guitarist Brady Ebert mentally incompetent to stand trial in an attempted murder case in…
Ms Rachel Shines in SubwayTakes Best Episode Yet
Ms. Rachel, a children’s content creator and activist, recently appeared on the internet talk show SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma, where…
Anton Chigurh Lands New Job Performing Assisted Suicides In Canada
OTTAWA — Famed hitman and coin-flipping enthusiast Anton Chigurh announced this week that he had been hired by the…
Man Comforted By Knowledge That A.I. Will Destroy Humanity Before AOC Can Become President
PITTSBURGH, PA — Local man Jeremiah Crisp took solace in the assurance that artificial intelligence would destroy all humanity…
Court Tells Surrogate to Butt Out of Baby’s Medical Decisions
I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, trying to wrap my head around this wild story. The Supreme Court has declined…
Norm Macdonald doc arrives from Judd Apatow
Norm Macdonald was one of history’s true “comedians’ comedians,” which is why so many funny people have assembled for the…