Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…
Month: September 2026
Because What The World Needed Was Another Creepy Kid Movie Trailer
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the premise of Other Mommy or the fact that the trailers are actually doing…
Zakk Wylde’s entire discography finally owned by a faceless corporate overlords
In a move that’s being hailed as a major milestone in the world of hard rock and metal, MNRK Music…
Brent Smith and Zach Myers gracious enough to bless us with tour in 2026
Oh joy, oh rapture! 🎉 The most electrifying, soul-stirring, and downright thrilling news has just dropped: Brent Smith and Zach…
Horrified Guests Begin Gagging As Dinner Host Reveals They’ve Been Eating USDA Beef
RICHMOND, VA—Feeling the half-chewed contents of their stomachs roil as they retched into their napkins, guests at a local…
Bond Market Holds Breath For Fed Meeting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The bond market sell-off is getting serious, and it’s all eyes…
Sydney Sweeney Tries To Gain Support Of Liberal Women By Murdering Multiple Children
LOS ANGELES, CA — Scandal struck Hollywood this week, as actress and businesswoman Sydney Sweeney attempted to gain support…
Rammstein Unveils Live in Mexico City Concert Film and Album Release
Rammstein have announced a live album and concert film titled Live in Mexico City. The film is set to have…
Wednesday Unleashes New Single and Bleeds Deluxe Release Plans
Wednesday dropped their most recent album, Wednesday‘s Bleeds, about a year ago, and it was one of the favorite records…
Nick Reiner Spared Death Penalty in High Profile Murder Case
A new development in the case against Nick Reiner, who stands accused of murdering his parents Rob Reiner and Michelle…