Seth Rogen Revives Darkwing Duck for New Disney+ Series
In a true victory for ’90s nostalgia, one of the decade’s most beloved Disney animated series characters is getting a…
Month: September 2026
Taylor Swift Drops New Single Patient Zero This Friday
Taylor Swift has announced “Patient Zero,” a new single due out this Friday, September 25th. Limited CD pre-orders featuring acoustic…
Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…
Woman Paralyzed by Falling Man at Louder Than Life Festival
A woman has been left paralyzed from the waist down after a man fell from a tree on top of…
Amazon To Begin Updating California Customers Once Packages Have Been Stolen
SEATTLE, WA — Amazon announced an update to its package tracking system that would helpfully inform California customers when…
Trump Loses Favorite Photo Ops Due to Petty Press Ban
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press corps, and folks,…
Kid Rock MAGA Fest Cancelled Due To Low Ticket Sales
The MAGA-associated Patriots Day Freedom Fest has been canceled less than a week before it was set to start after…
King Buffalo Drops New Album And Single The Slick And The Dead
King Buffalo have announced a new album titled Doomsayer, set for release December 4th, and have unveiled the lead single,…
Lionel Richie Cancels Shows After Heart Procedures
Lionel Richie has been hospitalized for atrial fibrillation — an irregular heartbeat — and has canceled three upcoming shows with…
Muslims Say It’s Unfair To Judge Their Entire Religion Based On The Actions Of Several Million
WORLD — The international Muslim community issued a collective statement this week explaining that it would be unfair to…