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Month: September 2026

God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’ 
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God Announces Departure From ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’ 

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

       THE HEAVENS—Asserting that He’d had “enough of the drama,” the Lord God, Creator of Heaven and Earth, shocked fans…

Rosie O’Donnell Claims ABC Censored Epstein Survivors on Kimmel Show
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Rosie O’Donnell Claims ABC Censored Epstein Survivors on Kimmel Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Rosie O’Donnell said in a recent interview on the Jann Arden Podcast that ABC blocked a planned segment with Jeffrey…

Ella Langley’s Choosin Texas Hits 23 Weeks at Number One
Live, Music News

Ella Langley’s Choosin Texas Hits 23 Weeks at Number One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Ella Langley has set the record for most weeks atop the Billboard Hot 100, with the country smash “Choosin’ Texas.”…

ATEEZ’s Hongjoong Teams Up With Bazzi For ENOuGH
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ATEEZ’s Hongjoong Teams Up With Bazzi For ENOuGH

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

It’s the thick of August when HONGJOONG appears remotely from somewhere in Los Angeles. On a short break from official…

Bambu Lab peddles $3000 hobby laser cutter to wealthy DIY enthusiasts
Breaking

Bambu Lab peddles $3000 hobby laser cutter to wealthy DIY enthusiasts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Get ready to unleash your inner maker, because Bambu Lab has just announced the R1, a 55 W CO2 laser…

Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting
Breaking

Microsoft Axes More Jobs In Latest Xbox Restructuring Bloodletting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that surprises absolutely no one, Xbox has announced that it will be laying off…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Because Lessons Were Not Learned

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and shaking my head as I read about the tragic death of actress Hayden Panettiere.…

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Joy Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Better Things to Spend Your Money

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

You are officially invited to take a step back in time and relive the glory days of your childhood with…

TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently
Breaking, Movie News

TIFF 2026 Review: Up Against It – Wow What a Total Waste of Potential Apparently

FinnSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

The title card of Up Against It is like a warning sign, a giant neon flag waving in the air,…

Bad Bunny Breaks Own Spotify Record with Five More Billion Streams
Live, Music News

Bad Bunny Breaks Own Spotify Record with Five More Billion Streams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

“VeLDÁ,” Bad Bunny’s collaboration with Dei V and Omar Courtz, has surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify, becoming the Puerto…

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