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Month: September 2026

Jason Momoa Wakes Up Tied To Chair In Empty Warehouse With ‘Candy Crush Saga’ Movie Script 
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Jason Momoa Wakes Up Tied To Chair In Empty Warehouse With ‘Candy Crush Saga’ Movie Script 

FinnSeptember 15, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Regaining consciousness just as a masked captor slapped him across the face with the script, actor Jason Momoa…

Emmys Snub Chuck Norris And Other Late Stars In Tribute Segment
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Emmys Snub Chuck Norris And Other Late Stars In Tribute Segment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

The 2026 Emmy Awards featured a performance by Noah Kahan, who sang a cover of “Bridge Over Troubled Water” during…

South Park Season 29 Gets First Look Sneak Peek
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South Park Season 29 Gets First Look Sneak Peek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

South America, the Emmy Award-winning comedy series formerly known as South Park until its recent patriotic renaming, has unveiled the…

Lambrini Girls Drop New Album No Refunds With Bang Bang Bang
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Lambrini Girls Drop New Album No Refunds With Bang Bang Bang

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Last year, we named Lambrini Girls our 2025 Rookie of the Year off the back of their killer live shows…

Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs
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Warner Bros Taps PowerA For More Harry Potter Gaming Cash Grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh joy, another chance to empty our wallets with some magical merchandise, because what every gamer really needs is a…

Noel Gallagher Says Buenos Aires Was Oasis Best 2025 Show
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Noel Gallagher Says Buenos Aires Was Oasis Best 2025 Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Noel Gallagher has no doubt about which show stood above the rest during Oasis’ 2025 reunion tour: the band’s second…

Hipnosis Festival 2026 Features Kim Gordon Future Islands Melvins
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Hipnosis Festival 2026 Features Kim Gordon Future Islands Melvins

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

The ninth edition of the psychedelic and alternative music festival, Hipnosis Festival, has revealed its full 2026 lineup, with Future…

TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”
Breaking, Movie News

TIFF 2026 Review: Future Tense – “Time Travel Movies Are So Original Not”

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! Imagine being able to travel back in time on vacation, because who…

Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Voice Cloning Scam Costs Homebuyers $66,000 Because Humans Trust Voices

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Brian and Wendy VanDoeselaar were just about to buy their dream…

Iran Finds New Card To Play
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Iran Finds New Card To Play

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this article about the Bab al-Mandeb Strait, a narrow…

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