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Month: September 2026

Young Singer Tapped As Quiet Riot’s New Lead Vocalist
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Young Singer Tapped As Quiet Riot’s New Lead Vocalist

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

A 23-year-old singer named John Torra is the new frontman of veteran metal band Quiet Riot following an open audition…

Hayden Panettiere Dies from Accidental Fentanyl Overdose
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Hayden Panettiere Dies from Accidental Fentanyl Overdose

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Hayden Panettiere died from the toxic effects of fentanyl and other substances, according to a newly released report from the…

Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow
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Security cams get smarter than gaming industry executives somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Security cameras, the ultimate bystanders, are finally getting a much-needed upgrade. Gone are the days of endless, grainy footage that…

Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus
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Vince Gilligan gambles on Pluribus as his magnum opus

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

As I sit here, basking in the glory of my gaming throne, I am reminded of the genius of Vince…

Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival
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Destiny 2 resurrected from cash grab purgatory with surprise content revival

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

In a stunning reversal, Bungie has decided to restore all vaulted content to Destiny 2, because who needs a cohesive…

Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker
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Pro Scanning Now Portable Thanks to Creality’s Sermoon P1S Miracle Worker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Get ready to scan your surroundings like a pro, because Creality is bringing the big guns to the 3D scanning…

Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym
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Prong blesses us with another 3 minutes of music to ignore at the gym

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 22, 2026September 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 😒 PRONG is back, and they’re not just phoning it in, they’re…

Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Wants Lone Dissenting Juror Investigated Apparently
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Lindsay Clancy’s Lawyer Wants Lone Dissenting Juror Investigated Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Lindsay Clancy case, and folks, it’s getting interesting.…

Apple Launches Live Music Venue at Londons Battersea Power Station
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Apple Launches Live Music Venue at Londons Battersea Power Station

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Apple Music is opening a brand new live music venue inside London’s Battersea Power Station. The 600-capacity Apple Music Hall…

Amish Man Ashamed To Learn He Logging Over 5 Hours Of Horse Time Per Day 
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Amish Man Ashamed To Learn He Logging Over 5 Hours Of Horse Time Per Day 

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

       NEW PROVIDENCE, PA—Expressing shock at how much time he’d been wasting on the mindless activity, local Amish man Eli King…

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