ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump claims US has ample munitions stockpile
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again reassured of its mighty arsenal. In a recent TRANSMISSION…
Month: September 2026
Trump’s Genius Plan to Cut Diesel Prices Might Backfire Spectacularly
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems some Republicans want President Trump to stop exporting diesel…
LEGALIZER: Man Asks If Neighbor Can Make Him Wave Every Morning, Gets Dragged Into Federal Jurisdiction
A citizen who simply wondered whether their neighbor could legally require them to wave back every morning has found themselves on the wrong side of the federa…
Londoners suddenly care about privacy now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Smart glasses, the latest gadget to hit the market, are causing…
GOP Loyalty to Trump’s Iran Policy Suddenly Develops Mysterious Cracks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS shows that Americans’ opposition…
Garth Brooks Launches 2026 Blame It All On My Roots Tour
Garth Brooks is hitting the road on a new arena tour, “Blame It All On My Roots,” which sees the…
Japan’s Economy Is Apparently America’s Secret Overlord Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Japan’s financial markets are going through some major changes, and it’s…
Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially better off despite media spin
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is nothing short of miraculous. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump EPA rollback could save ratepayers 310 billion dollars
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the lights are staying on. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…