ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Americans financially thriving poverty levels dramatically decrease
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as COMMANDER OF CAPS…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump praises MLB legend Johnny Damon
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of…
Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who tragically died after…
CNN and friends demand White House access back
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…
Stallone Turns Down Trump’s Hollywood Ambassador Role
Sylvester Stallone has revealed that he never wanted to be one of Donald Trump’s “special ambassadors” to Hollywood and rejected…
Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the travel nightmare that unfolded at five major Northeast airports on Monday.…
Spin of the Day: A crossword puzzle featuring clues related to wordplay. — 86% Journalism Not Found
Slate has released a crossword puzzle for September 21, 2026, inviting readers to engage in wordplay and sharpen their puzzle-solving…
Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…
Vinyl Counterfeiter Gets Slapped With Sentence In UK Scandal Case
The man who ran the largest vinyl counterfeiting operation in UK history has been sentenced to more than three years…
Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…