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Month: September 2026

Dolly Parton’s Nephew Ousted as Head of Security
Live, Music News

Dolly Parton’s Nephew Ousted as Head of Security

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Dolly Parton’s nephew, Bryan Seaver, is no longer head of security at her properties after serving in the role for…

Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
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Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…

Prime Day Scores Big With Apple AirPods Bargains
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Prime Day Scores Big With Apple AirPods Bargains

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Amazon’s next big sale, Prime Big Deal Days — often referred to as October Prime Day — doesn’t kick off…

Rolling Loud Hits Florida and California in 2027
Live, Music News

Rolling Loud Hits Florida and California in 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Rolling Loud will return with festivals in both Florida and California in 2027. Rolling Loud Florida is set to return…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Mike Bouchard for Michigan seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Mike Bouchard for Michigan seat

Milton TruthwellSeptember 21, 2026

We’ve received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Joe Mitchell for Iowa congress seat
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Joe Mitchell for Iowa congress seat

Milton TruthwellSeptember 21, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree from on High, Endorsing Joe Mitchell for Iowa’s 2nd Congressional District In a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump endorses Michael Baumgartner for re-election
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump endorses Michael Baumgartner for re-election

Milton TruthwellSeptember 21, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Washington’s 5th Congressional District have been blessed with a revelation: Michael…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump battles fake news outlets in court again
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump battles fake news outlets in court again

Milton TruthwellSeptember 21, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, THE MAR-A-LAGO…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump heads to Gracie Mansion in New York City
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump heads to Gracie Mansion in New York City

Milton TruthwellSeptember 21, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the city of New York is bracing for impact. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…

RFK Jr. Teams Up With Starbucks To Introduce New Beef Tallow Spice Frappuccino
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RFK Jr. Teams Up With Starbucks To Introduce New Beef Tallow Spice Frappuccino

FinnSeptember 21, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced on Monday that he was teaming up with Starbucks…

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