Nervous Mariska Hargitay Calms Self Down By Picturing Audience Brutally Murdered
LOS ANGELES—Taking a deep breath as she peeked her head out from the wings of the Peacock Theater, Primetime…
Month: September 2026
Another Twist in Lanterns Because You Clearly Weren’t Confused Enough Already
Lanterns Episode 5 has finally landed on HBO Max, and it’s a doozy. The latest installment is packed with action,…
Zack Snyder Still Employed Despite Making Another Terrible Movie Apparently
Well, that was a surprise. In a move that will likely be remembered as one of the most tone-deaf decisions…
Myles Kennedy Rejects AI Songwriting Assistance Completely
Alter Bridge and Slash singer Myles Kennedy has expressed his reluctance to use AI as a songwriting tool, stating that…
Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump slams AI and climate change alarmists
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump declares AI takeover a hoax
In a shocking TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump, also known as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, has debunked the notion…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP dismisses AI takeover as latest hoax
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the infinite wisdom of THE FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump unveils new White House heliport made of carved granite
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
Sydney Sweeney Drops 200k Instagram Followers Over Racy Ad Backlash
Sydney Sweeney’s latest ad campaign has cost her more than 200,000 Instagram followers, according to social media analytics firm Social…