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Month: September 2026

Emmy Awards 2026 Winners Announced Live Tonight
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Emmy Awards 2026 Winners Announced Live Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

The contenders for the 2026 Emmy Awards feel pretty representative of the current state of the television industry, with the…

Social Distortion Rocks Brooklyn with Descendents and The Chats
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Social Distortion Rocks Brooklyn with Descendents and The Chats

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

A combined 95 years of California punk rock made its way to Brooklyn, New York, on Saturday, September 12th, for…

Genius: Man Commits Crime To Fail Background Check And Get Out Of Serving In Children’s Ministry
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Genius: Man Commits Crime To Fail Background Check And Get Out Of Serving In Children’s Ministry

FinnSeptember 14, 2026

    KANSAS CITY, MO — After being notified that he was on a list of members needing to submit updated…

US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently
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US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2026

Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this article about the Trump administration…

Report: Wolverine Developed Healing Factor To Survive Canadian Healthcare System
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Report: Wolverine Developed Healing Factor To Survive Canadian Healthcare System

FinnSeptember 14, 2026

    WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NY — As authorities continued to gather information about the rogue band of superpowered individuals known as…

Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds
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Jagex dusts off RuneScape for yet another rehashed adventure Dragonwilds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

RuneScape: Dragonwilds was not even on my radar a few months ago, but after getting a chance to play it,…

Israel Minister Wants To Revoke Citizenship Of Oscar Winning Filmmakers
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Israel Minister Wants To Revoke Citizenship Of Oscar Winning Filmmakers

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

The filmmakers behind the 2024 documentary No Other Land have experienced numerous ups and downs since the movie won Best…

Brit Floyd Launches 2027 Animals 50 North American Tour
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Brit Floyd Launches 2027 Animals 50 North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Brit Floyd, the world’s premier Pink Floyd tribute band, has announced a 2027 North American tour celebrating the 50th anniversary…

Kraft Explains Blocking Macklemore from Gillette Stadium Gig
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Kraft Explains Blocking Macklemore from Gillette Stadium Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2026

Patriots owner Robert Kraft has released a statement addressing his decision to block Macklemore from performing with Ed Sheeran at…

Baptist Church Potluck Awarded Michelin Star
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Baptist Church Potluck Awarded Michelin Star

FinnSeptember 14, 2026

    ATLANTA, GA — A local Baptist church attracted attention this weekend for throwing a potluck that was awarded a…

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