ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump warns Republicans about filibuster demise and electoral doom
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you this urgent TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE. In a recent post on…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump inaugurates new White House Heliport after 25 year wait
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of His greatness. In…
George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Cursing himself for ever thinking “this museum thing” was a good idea, a frantic George Lucas was…
Noah’s Wife Again Catches Him Trying To Huck The Cats Overboard
EARTH — Noah’s wife came up topside on the ark this morning to dry out laundry, only to catch…
Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the appeal of Richard Allen, the man convicted of murdering two teenage…
Lawmakers Push Bill To Block Piracy Sites Online
US Rep. Darrell Issa, a California Republican, has proposed a bill to force internet service providers, domain name resolution services,…
Carrot Top Faces Sexual Misconduct Allegations Amid Extortion Claims
The suicide attempt by comedian Carrot Top occurred as he faced an unfolding legal case involving allegations that he sent…
Yendry Drops Debut Album Como Agua With Second Tiny Desk Gig
YENDRY’s long-awaited debut album, Como Agua, was released on Friday, September 18th. The album marks a new chapter in the…
Tragedy As Ed Sheeran Controversy Forces Millions To Listen To Ed Sheeran
WORLD — In the wake of the controversy swirling around musician Ed Sheeran, millions of people across the globe…
Peaches Talks Menopause and Empowerment on New Podcast Series
Peaches is back with No Lube So Rude, her first album in roughly a decade, and she’s returning to a…