MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…
Month: September 2026
Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…
New Found Glory Guitarist Chad Gilbert Dies at 45
Chad Gilbert, guitarist and co-founding member of New Found Glory, has died at the age of 45. Gilbert had battled…
Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst
Happy 30th birthday to the Persona series, a franchise that has managed to captivate audiences with its unique blend of…
Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Lilly Dalton, a 23-year-old from California, is a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 20 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post,…
Shatner Rocks Out to Ozzy and Metallica Classics Live
William Shatner played his first metal show ever Saturday evening, September 19th, at Park West in Chicago, joined by his…
Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Jewish heirs of Holocaust victims are filing…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DONALD J TRUMP dumps Supreme Intelligence for new vote options
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of “Supreme Intelligence” hangs in the balance. In a shocking turn of…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 20 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…