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Month: September 2026

Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour
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Stevie D Still Alive After Bus Crash Miraculously Doesn’t Derail Buckcherry’s Neverending Tour

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I mean, who doesn’t love a good crash story to start their day? 🤦‍♂️ Buckcherry’s guitarist Stevie Dacanay (aka Stevie…

RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
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RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social September 14 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social September 14 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves throughout the nation, as Donald Trump, also known as THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump congratulates Shane Lowry on golf win
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump congratulates Shane Lowry on golf win

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his wisdom. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump renovates White House during spare time
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump renovates White House during spare time

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The White House, once a “dump” according to THE ORANGE ORACLE, has been restored to its former glory, and perhaps…

Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home
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Airman’s wild joyride over Iran ends with free taxi ride home

Big ElephantSeptember 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American airman, call sign “Bravo,” shared his harrowing tale of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iranians Running Out of Gas Amid Economic Squeeze
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iranians Running Out of Gas Amid Economic Squeeze

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the news is dire: Iranians are running out of gas. That’s right, folks, the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 13 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken once again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth Social,…

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH Donald posts on September 13 2026 on his platform
The Orange Oracle

TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH Donald posts on September 13 2026 on his platform

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to decipher the wisdom of the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump renovates White House ballroom on budget ahead of schedule
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump renovates White House ballroom on budget ahead of schedule

Milton TruthwellSeptember 13, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet. In a…

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