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Month: September 2026

Report: Other Tailgate Looks More Fun
The Onion

Report: Other Tailgate Looks More Fun

FinnSeptember 20, 2026

       EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—After divvying up a Bud Light six-pack and soggy Subway sandwiches purchased at an I-87 rest stop,…

Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout
Live, Music News

Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted he considered canceling the remainder of his “LOOP” US tour and felt abandoned by certain friends and…

Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Plans Monumental Arch To Honor Himself And Warfare Machinery

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest proposal, and I have to say, it’s a doozy.…

Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
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Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…

Survey Finds 1 In 3 Americans With Health Insurance Have Medical Debt
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Survey Finds 1 In 3 Americans With Health Insurance Have Medical Debt

FinnSeptember 20, 2026

       A new survey found that one third of Americans who have health coverage still have medical debt that they…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump plans massive drone and sniper complex in Washington DC
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump plans massive drone and sniper complex in Washington DC

Milton TruthwellSeptember 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…

Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Smithsonian Seeks Glutton for Punishment as New Leader

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

The Smithsonian Institution is on the hunt for a new leader, and let me tell you, it’s a wild time…

Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Tariffs Get Huge Thumbs Down From Working Class Fans

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The idea that a protectionist agenda is a guaranteed pathway to…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT praises Matthew Continetti on Mark Levin interview
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT praises Matthew Continetti on Mark Levin interview

Milton TruthwellSeptember 20, 2026

THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, the…

Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Doubling Down on Chaos Before Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s personal behavior has been, well, pretty remarkable over…

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