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Month: September 2026

New Found Glory Guitarist Chad Gilbert Dies at 45
Live, Music News

New Found Glory Guitarist Chad Gilbert Dies at 45

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Chad Gilbert, guitarist and co-founding member of New Found Glory, has died at the age of 45. Gilbert had battled…

Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst
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Persona Turns 30: Three Decades of Demon Wrangling and Timeless Teen Angst

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026September 20, 2026

Happy 30th birthday to the Persona series, a franchise that has managed to captivate audiences with its unique blend of…

Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Suburban Paradise Suddenly Less Paradisey Due To Cancer Cluster

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Lilly Dalton, a 23-year-old from California, is a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 20 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 20 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent Truth Social post,…

Shatner Rocks Out to Ozzy and Metallica Classics Live
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Shatner Rocks Out to Ozzy and Metallica Classics Live

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

William Shatner played his first metal show ever Saturday evening, September 19th, at Park West in Chicago, joined by his…

Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nazi-Looted Art Sparks Delightful New Lawsuits For LA Museums

Big ElephantSeptember 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Jewish heirs of Holocaust victims are filing…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DONALD J TRUMP dumps Supreme Intelligence for new vote options
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DONALD J TRUMP dumps Supreme Intelligence for new vote options

Milton TruthwellSeptember 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of “Supreme Intelligence” hangs in the balance. In a shocking turn of…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 20 2026
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 20 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 20, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…

Report: Other Tailgate Looks More Fun
The Onion

Report: Other Tailgate Looks More Fun

FinnSeptember 20, 2026

       EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—After divvying up a Bud Light six-pack and soggy Subway sandwiches purchased at an I-87 rest stop,…

Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout
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Ed Sheeran Mulls Tour Cancelation Amid Macklemore Fallout

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 20, 2026

Ed Sheeran admitted he considered canceling the remainder of his “LOOP” US tour and felt abandoned by certain friends and…

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