Hangover in Minsk in Kraków, Poland (09/19/2026)
Depressive/Post-Black Metal from Warsaw Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Month: September 2026
ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Austin, Texas, where a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 20 2026
The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 20 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 20 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the prophecy is all about GENERAL RULES. In a shocking turn…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 20 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…
Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…
Trump Suddenly Cares About Hispanic Voters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is warning President Donald Trump…
MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…
Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…