Children’s Bible Noticeably Vague On Rahab’s Backstory
GARY, IN — As Liam Miles cracked open a copy of The Beginner’s Bible to read to his son,…
Month: September 2026
Sandra Bullock Regrets ‘Practical Magic 2’ After Realizing She Could’ve Just Had Dinner With Nicole Kidman
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Expressing regret over her decision to star in and produce the film Practical Magic 2, co-lead Sandra…
Oasis Drops Hint About September 14th Reveal Amid Tour Buzz
Oasis fans may want to circle September 14th on their calendars and get their bank accounts in check, as the…
Soul Glo Brings Punk Back to its Roots with February Theory
Punk and hip-hop were bedmates at birth. While we can place the protozoan strains of each to various global traditions,…
Judge Judy Ends Reign on TV This October
Judge Judy Sheindlin has decided to end her long reign as TV’s most famous judge, with her final episode of…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation trembles with anticipation. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, the Florida…
PUBG gets retro rehash with DEDNET, because nostalgia sells, right
Get ready for a blast from the past, folks, as the latest iteration of PUBG, DED.NET, promises to shake things…
Saudi Oil Pipeline Gets Blasted Literally
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Middle East, and I have to say,…
Man Waking Up From Year-Long Coma Excited To See How Unified And Virtuous The Right Became In Wake Of Charlie Kirk’s Death
ROANOKE, VA — A man awoke from a year-long coma this morning, then eagerly checked his phone to see…