ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Roger Marshall for Kansas Senate
Roger Marshall, the U.S. Senator from Kansas, has received the Complete and Total Endorsement of THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Mike Rogers for Michigan Senate seat
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Michigan are rejoicing. In a…
New Underground Railroad Established To Help Lone Black Juror Escape From Angry White Liberals In The North
PLYMOUTH, MA — Reports indicated that a modern “Underground Railroad” had been established to help the lone black juror…
US Military Almost Fell For Own AI Prank Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a recent incident where a Chinese ship in the Middle East was…
Neil Young Drops 50th Album With Second New Song
Neil Young has today released Second Song, the 50th album in his illustrious career and the second with his band…
Gnarls Barkley Launch First Tour in Nearly Two Decades
Gnarls Barkley are hitting the road for the first time in 18 years. CeeLo Green and Danger Mouse have announced…
Matthew Rhys goes rogue and Rob Lowe picks a thriller
This week’s picks include a variety of new and exciting releases on popular streaming platforms such as Paramount+, Hulu, Netflix,…
‘Obesity Is A Disease,’ Says Fatty
CHATTANOOGA, TN — Local fatty Mark Thompson spent all of lunch today explaining to family members how obesity is…
GameSir peddles gaudy Fortnite controllers for mobile gamers
Fortnite, the game that refuses to be derailed, is adding yet another major collaboration to its already impressive list. Because,…
Wings of Theve Takes Flight as Latest Action Star Wannabe
Get ready to take to the skies with the latest installment in the Ace Combat series, as I sat down…