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Month: September 2026

Life Hack: Avoid Leaving Your Wallet At Home By Sitting It Next To Your Katana
Babylon Bee

Life Hack: Avoid Leaving Your Wallet At Home By Sitting It Next To Your Katana

FinnSeptember 11, 2026

    Don’t you just hate it when you’re out buying Pokémon cards, only to discover that you left your wallet…

Riot Fest 2026 Features 10 Exciting Non Headliner Acts
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Riot Fest 2026 Features 10 Exciting Non Headliner Acts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Let’s not bury the lede here: Riot Fest 2026 is one week away. That means there are only seven more…

Argentina Dominates EA Sports FC 27 Soundtrack With Top Artists
Live, Music News

Argentina Dominates EA Sports FC 27 Soundtrack With Top Artists

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Argentina is a global football powerhouse, but its presence on EA Sports FC 27 goes well beyond the pitch. The…

MUNA Shares Stage with Gal Gadot on Kimmel Show
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MUNA Shares Stage with Gal Gadot on Kimmel Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

MUNA were the musical guests on Thursday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! episode, which also featured an interview with Gal Gadot, a…

Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow
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Vance Tries Not To Be Trump This Time Around Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…

Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm
The Onion

Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm

FinnSeptember 11, 2026

       The post Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm appeared first on The Onion.…

My Morning Jacket And Modest Mouse Cover Neil Young Classics
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My Morning Jacket And Modest Mouse Cover Neil Young Classics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

The latest singles from the next volumes of a Neil Young tribute album have been released with My Morning Jacket’s…

Dolly Parton Nashville Airport Renaming Gets Green Light
Live, Music News

Dolly Parton Nashville Airport Renaming Gets Green Light

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

The first step toward Nashville International Airport being renamed in honor of Dolly Parton was taken on Friday, when the…

Taskmaster and Sailor Moon Spoof Hit Streaming This Week
Live

Taskmaster and Sailor Moon Spoof Hit Streaming This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

This week’s picks include a range of exciting new releases and hidden gems. Taskmaster Season 22 is now available on…

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
Breaking, Movie News

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…

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