Mikkelsen brings menace to Modern Warfare’s latest cliched villain role
Oh joy, another Call of Duty game, because what the world really needed was yet another iteration of the same…
Month: September 2026
Trump Holding Kennedy Center Hostage For Totally Legit Reasons Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest antics, and I just can’t help but shake…
Toys R Us Relaunches With Hundreds Of New Stores
Toys ‘R’ Us is making a major comeback with the announcement of 120 new stores, hoping to attract the now-adults…
Gorillaz Launch 2026 North American Tour With Epic 24 Song Setlist
Gorillaz kicked off their 2026 North American “The Mountain Tour” at Orlando’s Kia Center on Thursday, September 17th, playing a…
Metallica Announces 2027 North American Tour Ticket Details
Metallica surprised fans when they announced a new 2027 North American leg of their long-running “M72 World Tour.” The 2027…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT Calls Out CNN as Fake News with Slanted Coverage
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Taylor Swift Releases New Single ‘Look What You Made Me Invest In’
NASHVILLE, TN — In honor of her new husband, Travis Kelce, pop megastar Taylor Swift has released a new…
Olivia Rodrigo Releases Fantasy Tabletop Game ‘The High Winter Elves Of Girlville’
LOS ANGELES—Calling the effort the purest distillation to date of where she is as a dungeon master, pop star…
ICE Officer Claims He’s Innocent Because Lying Is His Job
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. An immigration officer, Christian Castro, has…
Duncan Sheik Dies At 56 Singer Songwriter Behind Spring Awakening
Duncan Sheik, who earned a Grammy nomination for his 1996 debut single “Barely Breathing” and later won two Tony Awards…