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Month: September 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump and Vance Draw Capacity Crowd at Midterm Convention
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump and Vance Draw Capacity Crowd at Midterm Convention

Milton TruthwellSeptember 11, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful have gathered. A capacity crowd went wild for THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, Donald…

Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow
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Tides of Annihilation steals show at gamescom 2026 with actual substance somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

No one could have missed Tides of Annihilation at this year’s gamescom, and I mean that in the best way…

US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Wins Bigly In Alien Terrorist Court Deportation Case Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the Justice Department, and I have to say,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump shares thoughts on September 11, 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump shares thoughts on September 11, 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 11, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement and confusion. In a recent transmission…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Promises $5000 Dividend to All US Adults Despite Criticism
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Promises $5000 Dividend to All US Adults Despite Criticism

Milton TruthwellSeptember 11, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 11 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 11 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 11, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with anticipation. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Vance and Donald Trump fire up crowd in Dallas for midterms
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Vance and Donald Trump fire up crowd in Dallas for midterms

Milton TruthwellSeptember 11, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the faithful have gathered. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, the Mar-a-Lago Prophet…

10 Most Terrifying Things Inside One Of Those Dangerous Right-Wing Pregnancy Centers
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10 Most Terrifying Things Inside One Of Those Dangerous Right-Wing Pregnancy Centers

FinnSeptember 11, 2026

    You’ve all heard about them on the news. Pregnancy centers that reportedly contain and engage in only the most…

Devil Master Sets Sights On North America Fall 2026 Tour
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Devil Master Sets Sights On North America Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Philadelphia psych-metal band Devil Master have announced a Fall 2026 North American tour in support of their recently released new…

CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CIA Finally Spills the Beans on 9/11 Intel 20 Years Later

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the declassified presidential daily briefs from the CIA, and folks, it’s a wild…

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