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Month: September 2026

Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Unite in Paris for Anniversary Bash
Live, Music News

Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Unite in Paris for Anniversary Bash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

JAY-Z’s latest stadium concert near Paris on Thursday, September 10th, featured a special guest appearance by Justin Timberlake. The show,…

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Spin of the Day: How the Dominican Baseball Factory Traps Young Players and Their Families With False Promises — 7% Mostly Reality

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

SPIN OF THE DAY 🎰 Spin the Fake verdict: 7% — Mostly Reality Dr. Milton Truthwell says:Ah, behold the curious…

Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed
The Onion

Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

       The post Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed appeared first on The…

Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, I was sipping my coffee and reading about this story, and I just can’t believe…

Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
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Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…

Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
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Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…

Angine de Poitrine Rocks Le Poisson Rouge
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Angine de Poitrine Rocks Le Poisson Rouge

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Of course Angine de Poitrine’s New York City debut was at a place called Le Poisson Rouge. (Or, LPR for…

MAGA Melts Down Over Netflix Post
Live

MAGA Melts Down Over Netflix Post

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

An X post shared by the Netflix UK & Ireland account has come under fire after accusations by MAGA influencers…

Miley Cyrus Sells Out Hollywood Bowl Shows Fast
Live

Miley Cyrus Sells Out Hollywood Bowl Shows Fast

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Miley is making a real return to the stage. In support of her upcoming 10th album, Bass Persuades (out September…

Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…

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