Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…
Month: September 2026
Trump’s Latest Masterplan Somehow Already Going Wrong
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US has revived its Ukraine peace bid, and I’m not…
TESTAMENT’s ALEX SKOLNICK Finally Discovers Internet Has Trolls
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I just found out that Testament’s Alex Skolnick has…
William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…
FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…
GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 11 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of HIS WORDS. In…
Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…
Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Unite in Paris for Anniversary Bash
JAY-Z’s latest stadium concert near Paris on Thursday, September 10th, featured a special guest appearance by Justin Timberlake. The show,…