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Month: September 2026

BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him
Breaking, Music News

BEARTOOTH Frontman Comes Out Gay And Somehow His Parents Dont Disown Him

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Breaking News: BEARTOOTH Frontman Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay and the World is Apparently Still Spinning 🌎💥. I mean,…

Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For
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Deep Purple’s Ian Gillan Still Talking About Ritchie Blackmore Reunion Nobody Asked For

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some mind-blowing news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement… or not. So,…

Rick Springfield Reveals Dark Past as Vietnam Entertainer
Live, Music News

Rick Springfield Reveals Dark Past as Vietnam Entertainer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Long before “Jessie’s Girl” and General Hospital, Rick Springfield spent several months performing for troops in Vietnam. During that trip,…

Jenny Lewis’ Band Reunites for 10th Anniversary Tour and Vinyl Release
Live, Music News

Jenny Lewis’ Band Reunites for 10th Anniversary Tour and Vinyl Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Indie rock supergroup Nice as Fuck — comprised of Jenny Lewis, Erika Spring (Au Revoir Simone), and Tennessee Thomas (The…

Desert Rock Doc Reissued For 10th Anniversary
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Desert Rock Doc Reissued For 10th Anniversary

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

The desert rock documentary Desert Age: A Rock and Roll Scene History is getting a 10th anniversary re-release on November…

Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…

Bombshell Report Reveals Netanyahu Had Advanced Warning Of Oct. 7 Attacks
The Onion

Bombshell Report Reveals Netanyahu Had Advanced Warning Of Oct. 7 Attacks

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

       An explosive report revealed that the United Arab Emirates warned Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu about an imminent attack…

A.I. Assures Everyone It Won’t Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries
Babylon Bee

A.I. Assures Everyone It Won’t Exterminate Humanity As It Will Still Need Batteries

FinnSeptember 10, 2026

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Amid growing concerns over the existential threat of artificial intelligence, an AI-powered robot issued a…

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet
Breaking, Games News

Castlevania revival somehow not a live-service cash grab yet

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Castlevania is back, and it’s about time someone got it right. I spent some quality time with Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse…

Cage The Elephant Drops New Track Dying In Reverse Now
Live, Music News

Cage The Elephant Drops New Track Dying In Reverse Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026

Cage The Elephant are back with “Dying In Reverse,” a hazy, psych-rock slow-burn that waxes poetic on breaking the wheel.…

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