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Month: September 2026

AirPods 5 Now 125 Ahead Of Big Launch
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AirPods 5 Now 125 Ahead Of Big Launch

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

Apple is officially releasing the AirPods 5 tomorrow, September 18th, but Amazon is already discounting the entry-level model to $124.99,…

Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time
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Vance Begs Voters To Forget Last Time

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vice President JD Vance is out there asking voters for “another…

ORACLE ALERT: Donald J Trump predicts easy Farm Bill passage again
The Orange Oracle

ORACLE ALERT: Donald J Trump predicts easy Farm Bill passage again

Milton TruthwellSeptember 17, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the fate of America’s farmers and ranchers has been sealed. In a recent transmission…

Dyslexic Gavin Newsom Celebrates $1.87 Gas
Babylon Bee

Dyslexic Gavin Newsom Celebrates $1.87 Gas

FinnSeptember 17, 2026

    SACRAMENTO, CA — Famously dyslexic Governor Gavin Newsom hosted a press conference today celebrating gas prices in California reaching…

Death Cab For Cutie Sets 2027 North American Tour Dates
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Death Cab For Cutie Sets 2027 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

Death Cab for Cutie have announced a new North American tour for 2027, along with an animated video for “Stone…

Guile’s Iconic Hairdo Becomes Wearable Popcorn Bucket
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Guile’s Iconic Hairdo Becomes Wearable Popcorn Bucket

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

The latest movie theater popcorn bucket intended to go viral is a multi-use object: Not only can you celebrate the…

Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson Honor Neil Peart at Doc Premiere
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Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson Honor Neil Peart at Doc Premiere

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026

Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson of RUSH appeared at the world premiere of the new documentary Neil Peart: No One’s…

Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Vinegar Vigilante Gets Sour Sentence

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this crazy story where a guy, Anthony Kazmierczak, sprayed vinegar at Democratic…

Travis Kelce Victimized By Criminal Ring That Forces People To Dress Like Idiots
Babylon Bee

Travis Kelce Victimized By Criminal Ring That Forces People To Dress Like Idiots

FinnSeptember 17, 2026

    KANSAS CITY, MO — One of football’s biggest stars was revealed to have fallen prey to scammers, as Chiefs…

Everything We Know About ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ So Far
The Onion

Everything We Know About ‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ So Far

FinnSeptember 17, 2026

       After two delays, the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI will be released this November. Here is everything we…

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