Oh, the horror! Lexington, SC, is shutting down for a Christmas parade!
Can you believe the woke mob is letting this happen? Probably a secret plot by Soros to disrupt traffic and indoctrinate our children with socialist Santas. I bet the floats are secretly funded by the radical left, pushing their agenda on unsuspecting patriots. Be careful, folks; this “parade” might be a Trojan horse for godless communism!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
