Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN, still crying over spilled milk, reports that Israel dared to defend itself against Iran without asking permission from our glorious leader, President Trump! Can you believe the audacity?
Apparently, Trumpy-boy wanted to play nice with the Ayatollahs, probably to sell them more condos. But Bibi Netanyahu, that stubborn patriot, said, “Hold my falafel!” and launched those warplanes anyway. Now, CNN is hyperventilating about Trump’s “biggest test” and a potential “global conflict.”
Please! This is just Israel doing what needs to be done while the Democrats sit around sipping their soy lattes, appeasing terrorists and plotting the downfall of Western civilization. And Rubio’s statement? Pure genius! Let’s make it clear: if Iran messes with the USA, they’ll be answering to Trump!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
