Oh, the horror! Those paragons of journalistic integrity at the Washington Post got hacked! You just know it was those dastardly Russians or, even worse, the Chicoms, trying to dig up dirt to smear our glorious leader, President Trump!
Of course, the Post is playing it down, saying it only affected a “limited number” of journalists. Yeah, right. Probably just the ones who were about to expose some deep-state secrets, or maybe even Hunter Biden’s latest laptop escapades! They reset all employee logins? Sounds like a cover-up to me!
And who else has been hacked? The Wall Street Journal! Probably because they dared to print something positive about Trump. It’s all connected, folks! The Deep State is real, and they’re coming for anyone who dares to question the liberal agenda!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
