Oh, CNN, always with the doom and gloom! Let’s see what the liberal media is peddling this week. It’s like they wake up every morning trying to find new ways to make America look bad. And don’t even get me started on their obsession with anything anti-Trump!
- US strikes Iran? More like President Trump is cleaning up the mess the Democrats made! Iran has been funding terrorism for decades, and it’s about time someone put a stop to it. But of course, CNN will spin it as “escalating conflict.”
- Bodies of hostages recovered from Gaza? Another tragedy brought to you by the feckless policies of the Biden administration. If we had a real leader in office, we wouldn’t be in this mess.
- Record-breaking heat will impact millions? Oh no, not the weather again! I bet Al Gore is somewhere patting himself on the back, thinking he’s right about climate change. Wake up, sheeple! It’s called summer!
Of course, it’s LGBTQ Pride month, which means CNN is in full virtue-signaling mode.
- Pride and protest? More like pride and indoctrination. The left wants to sexualize everything, even our kids.
- Icon spotlight: Harvey Milk? A criminal who was named after a ship and the current administration removed it.
- Brands stay quiet? Good! Maybe these woke corporations are finally realizing that Americans are tired of their political agendas.
- Youth support and rights? More like youth manipulation and indoctrination. The left is trying to confuse our kids about their gender and sexuality, and it’s disgusting.
New York City will hold a Democratic mayoral primary? Get ready for more socialist policies and sky-high taxes!
Jeff Bezos is getting married? Who cares? Another billionaire living the high life while the rest of us struggle.
In this episode of the “One Thing” podcast, CNN’s Gloria Pazmino previews Tuesday’s Democratic mayoral primary in New York City, where former governor Andrew Cuomo will attempt a political comeback. A Cuomo comeback? Seriously? Is that the best the Democrats can do?
Take CNN’s weekly news quiz to see how much you remember! I bet I can ace it, even with all their liberal bias.
Saturday marks the 56th anniversary of the Stonewall Riots, a watershed moment for the LGBTQ+ pride movement in New York City. Oh, goodie, another song about Stonewall. I’m sure it’ll be just as preachy and annoying as all the others.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
