Oh, the horror! Five people slightly inconvenienced on an American Airlines flight! You just know this is Biden’s fault somehow. Probably flying over a woke sanctuary city that emits anti-gravity waves.
“Unexpected turbulence,” they say? I bet it was ANTIFA trying to bring down a plane with good, patriotic Americans on board. And who is this “Lee Francis IV” on the flight? Sounds like a card-carrying socialist to me. The FAA will “investigate,” which means they’ll probably blame Trump. Wake up, people! This is the New World Order in action! They want us grounded, scared, and eating bugs! MAGA!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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