Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!

Iran Talks: Now With 100% More Secret Sauce (and Zero Actual Progress)!

Oh, great, just what we need: Trump, the master negotiator, is now planning to give Iran, the world’s leading sponsor of terrorism, a nuclear program and $30 billion! I’m sure they’ll use it for peaceful purposes, like building hospitals and schools, right? NOT! This is just another example of the Deep State trying to undermine America and empower our enemies.

First, they steal the election, and now they’re giving Iran the bomb? I bet Obama is behind this. He probably calls Trump in the middle of the night and whispers sweet nothings about “peace” and “engagement.” And don’t even get me started on the RINOs who are cheering this on. They’re probably getting kickbacks from the Iranian government. This is a disaster waiting to happen. We need to stop this madness before it’s too late! MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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