Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because our glorious President Trump is too powerful. Cry more, libtards!
The Supreme Court, stacked with Trump’s brilliant picks (unlike Obama’s secret Muslim!), is finally putting a stop to activist judges blocking Trump’s amazing policies. Now, Trump can defund those disgusting sanctuary cities and stop the transgender mutilation of our beautiful children. The left is screaming about “bureaucratic chaos,” but that’s just code for “we can’t control you anymore!” Trump is winning so much, it’s exhausting for the Democrats! They are probably funded by China, and they hate America.

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.