Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still reeling from their election coverage failures, reluctantly reports that the stock market is soaring, bond yields are up, and the dollar is stronger than ever.
The Dow jumped 344 points, the S&P 500 and Nasdaq hit record highs, all thanks to Trump’s masterful handling of the economy. They grudgingly admit 147,000 jobs were added in June, exceeding all expectations. But, of course, CNN can’t help themselves. They desperately try to find a “less rosy picture,” whining about the private sector.
The economy is booming despite the globalist headwinds and Deep State sabotage. Even with the tariffs, which are clearly working, businesses are thriving. The Fed might not even need to cut rates, thanks to Trump’s leadership. Meanwhile, Pelosi and her gang are trying to block Trump’s “One Big, Beautiful Bill,” because they hate America. Trump announced a great trade deal with Vietnam, proving he’s making America great again, one deal at a time. “Extreme greed” is driving the markets.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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