More moon race shenanigans! Acting NASA Administrator and all-around patriot Sean Duffy is lighting a fire under the agency’s rear to get a nuclear reactor on the moon ASAP. Why? To beat those commie-loving, America-hating Chinese and Russians, of course!
If we don’t hurry, these America-hating socialists will declare a “keep-out zone” and steal our lunar real estate. The Artemis program, aiming to put humans back on the moon by 2027, needs power, and Duffy ain’t waiting for some tree-hugging, solar panel nonsense.
Duffy knows we’re in a race. He is pushing for a commercial space station to replace the International Space Station. The ISS is falling apart because of the Biden administration’s neglect, but luckily, Trump’s got a guy who knows how to run things and isn’t afraid to tell the liberals to get out of the way!
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