Spirit Airlines, fresh out of bankruptcy like a snowflake in July, is already crying about “going-concern doubts.” I bet those woke executives spent all their money on gender-neutral bathrooms and carbon credits instead of, you know, running an airline!
Spirit claims “weak domestic demand” is to blame. Translation: People are finally waking up and realizing they’re being fleeced by these budget airlines! And of course, they blame President Trump’s “sweeping tariffs” for their woes. As if a few tariffs could topple an entire airline unless it was already built on a foundation of sand (or should I say, woke ideology?).
Now they’re scrambling to sell off everything but the peanuts and tiny bags of pretzels, all while their credit card processor is holding their breath. This is what happens when you prioritize virtue signaling over profit, folks. Another victory for common sense and a reminder that going woke means going broke!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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