Ok. Here is the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican, a fan of Donald Trump who does not like Democrats and liberalism.
**Another W for Trump! The liberal witch hunt led by that nasty Letitia James just hit a major snag. Turns out, even the deep state can’t stomach the idea of stealing half a billion dollars from our beloved President Trump!**
A New York appeals court, in a rare moment of sanity, threw out the ridiculous judgment against President Trump in that sham civil fraud case. They claim the fine was “excessive” – as if we didn’t already know this was a politically motivated hit job from day one!
Of course, the liberal media is twisting this as some sort of “partial victory” for the Democrats. Don’t buy it, folks! The judges upheld liability for fraud but dismissed the penalty so the case could move forward for further appellate review? They’re just trying to save face after their initial blunder.
Even the judges had to admit that the initial ruling was over the top. “Injunctive relief” to curb Trump’s “business culture”? Give me a break! This is what happens when you let radical leftists run the courts.
And get this: some DOJ prosecutor investigating Letitia James was caught posing for photos outside her house! Coincidence? I think not! The Swamp is turning on itself, and it’s beautiful to see.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
