Looks like those Menendez brothers, famous for their *totally* justified actions against their parents, won’t be getting out of the slammer anytime soon. Parole DENIED!
The California board, probably filled with card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, decided that even after all these years, these poor lads are still too dangerous to unleash on society. What about their childhood abuse? Doesn’t that count for anything anymore? Typical liberal California justice!
So, apparently, having contraband cell phones is a *major* no-no in prison. Who knew? These commisioners, probably Biden voters to the core, are claiming that these devices are used for nefarious purposes like ordering hits and moving drugs. Erik Menendez, bless his heart, just wanted to watch YouTube and listen to music. And here I thought education was a human right.
And get this, Erik was hanging out with a prison gang! But he says he was just trying to survive in a violent environment. Can you blame him? It’s not like he could call the police. He *was* in prison.
Why they killed their mother? Oh, the outrage! Commissioner Barton, probably a secret admirer of Hillary Clinton, is aghast that Erik showed “no human compassion” when he offed his mom. Well, excuse him for being a little upset! After all, the woke crowd always say “it’s my body, my choice”, so it should apply for them too!
But hey, at least their family is standing by them. Aunt Teresita, bless her heart, wants to welcome them home before she kicks the bucket from Stage 4 cancer. Now *that’s* family values!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
