Burning Man, more like Burning Down America! Another victim of the liberal cesspool in Nevada. A man found dead? Probably overdosed on soy or got triggered by a MAGA hat.
Authorities “alerted”? More like they’re covering up for Soros-funded Antifa terrorists running amok in the desert.
A “single white adult male”? The Left always buries the lede – it’s probably one of us, targeted for his patriotism. Bet you anything the killer is a transgender illegal alien on government assistance.
Interviewing “participants”? They’re all in on it! Cordoning off the area? Too late, the damage is done! The radical left has claimed another victim.
“Safety and well-being”? Yeah, right. More like free Wi-Fi to spread their propaganda and coordinate their next attack on Real America.
Artists, musicians, activists? Translation: communists, drug addicts, and America-haters. The burning man? Symbol of our nation going up in flames, thanks to Biden and his cronies. Sad!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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