Cape Coral: Prepare for a Night of Hilarious Drunkenness at Rumrunners

Cape Coral: Where Rum Meets Chuckles (Maybe)

OMG! 🤣 Rumrunner’s turns into a comedy dumpster! 🤡Talent from MTV, VH1, TMZ Live & Howard Stern (lol😂) will be there.

Get your tickets NOW! 🎟️ First come, first served! Doors open at 5:30 PM, show at 7:00 PM. Price gouging +$5 day of show. 🤑

18+, 2-drink min. 🍹 Dinner? Maybe. 🤔 No refunds unless WE cancel. 🤷‍♀️ Events? Subject to change. 🤣

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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