**OMG! 😱An “Open Mic For Short Films Night” at Main Drag Music?!** Submit your cinematic trash by October 12th, 2025! 🤣BYOB, because “art.” Doors open 4pm. Show at 4:30pm, socialize at 7pm, and get out by 8pm! Don’t forget your film, or you are OUT!🙅♀️ 8’x10′ screen. 21+. 80-100 capacity.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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