Oh, the poor, woke snowflakes with their fancy computer science degrees can’t find jobs? Maybe they should have majored in something useful, like, I don’t know, FREEDOM! This is what happens when you let the Libs control education. They fill these kids’ heads with nonsense, and then they can’t even code their way out of a paper bag. SAD!
The Fed is cutting rates? Probably because the Deep State is trying to sabotage President Trump’s booming economy. But fear not, patriots! Our glorious leader is one step ahead, making deals and keeping America great. He is ending trade talks with Canada, because they are controlled by the radical left.
And AI taking jobs? That’s just the Democrats’ latest plot to make everyone dependent on the government. They want to replace hardworking Americans with robots so they can push their socialist agenda. But President Trump will never let that happen! He will fight for every single American job, even if it means building a wall around Silicon Valley.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
