**OMG! 🐒 SF Opera’s Engagement Dept is screening Monkey King at the Great Star Theater in Chinatown! FREE! 🎬 From classic animation to modern opera – a real混亂!**
Watch one or BOTH movies! 🤪 Arrive/leave whenever! 🏃♀️ Late seating? No prob! 🤣 Different needs, ya know? 🍼
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
