Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands

   

SHAWNEE, KS — On the heels of the band’s new release of a thrashing version of the classic Christmas hymn “O Come, O Come Emmanuel,” a local grandma wondered why Skillet couldn’t just make nice, pretty songs riddled with false doctrine like normal Christian bands.

  SHAWNEE, KS — On the heels of the band’s new release of a thrashing version of the classic Christmas hymn “O Come, O Come Emmanuel,” a local grandma wondered why Skillet couldn’t just make nice, pretty songs riddled with false doctrine like normal Christian bands. Read More

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