Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual content and dangerous guidance, such as where to find knives in the home and discussions of fetishes. What do you think?
“Looks like I picked a good year to forget my daughter’s birthday.”
Ethan Grigg, Diner Promoter
“To be fair, I learned a lot about my sexuality from my Stretch Armstrong doll.”
Portia Balenti, Chicken Behaviorist
“At least the information was probably incorrect.”
Max Thorne, Gear Oiler
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Sales of an AI-enabled plush teddy bear were suspended after it was found to have given children explicit sexual content and dangerous guidance, such as where to find knives in the home and discussions of fetishes. What do you think?
The post AI-Enabled Teddy Bear Pulled From Shelves For Giving Advice On BDSM, Where To Find Knives appeared first on The Onion. Read More
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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