INSEAD’s Secret Sauce: Turning Coffee Chats into Paychecks One Overpriced MBA at a Time

🚨 INSEAD’s Monthly “Job Search Therapy” Session – because LinkedIn isn’t awkward enough 🎭💼

This month’s “cry for help” workshop (officially called “Networking for Job”) is led by Nicolas Bontron 🎓 (MBA’97J, for those keeping score). It’s a support group for INSEAD alumni who are either jobless or just bored at work. The agenda: 1) Don’t be alone, 2) Judge your 1-minute pitch, 3) Trade contacts like Pokémon cards 🃏. Only 10 spots (first come, first served). Must be a member of the Association, and you MUST send your “Bio for networking” to [email protected] BEFORE 18:30 📧. The “bio” is a doc you can find here: https://blogs.insead.edu/france-iaa/files/2021/11/INSEAD-Networking-for-Job-Search_NOV-2021-1.doc. Don’t be a no-show, or you’re a monster 🐲. Link to the Zoom will be sent last minute, like a spy mission 🕵️.

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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

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Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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