A Very Merry Brooklyn (Because Apparently We Needed More Joy in This Chaos) 🎄🎺
Ring in the holidays with the Brooklyn Chamber Orchestra and the New York Choral Society, because nothing says “festive” like 100 people harmonizing while you try not to sneeze. Very Merry Brooklyn returns to St. Ann & the Holy Trinity Church (yes, that one with the spooky-pretty arches) to flood Brooklyn with carols, orchestral fluff, and enough choral grandeur to make your inner Scrooge weep. Mark your calendars: December 19, 2025, at 7:30 PM. Tickets? Probably sold out by the time you finish reading this. 🎟️😭
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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