“Get Certified and Cry: The Ultimate M/WBE Webinar That Promises Diversity, Equity, and a Free Pizza That Never Arrives”

NYC’s MWBE Certification Bootcamp: Where Dreams of Government Contracts Meet Endless Paperwork! 📋✨
📅 July 14, 2020 | 10:00 AM – 12:00 PM EST | 💻 Virtual Zoom Circus (link provided *maybe* if you survive the email spam filter)
📍 Your kitchen table, probably with pajama pants.
Join SBS for a thrilling deep-dive into Payee Information Portal (PIP) acronyms, NIGP code chaos, and the mystical art of filling forms that may or may not exist tomorrow. Bring coffee. Despair is complimentary. 🎪🤡