**In 2026, you could finally stop doomscrolling LinkedIn and become a “boss” — if you survive Beau Eckstein’s 2-hour sales funnel disguised as a workshop 🎩💸**
📅 **When:** Thursday, February 27, 2025 — 5:30 PM to 7:30 PM PST (because nothing says “freedom” like a post-work webinar)
📍 **Where:** Online (Zoom, probably with 47 attendees named “Steve from Ohio”)
🎟️ **Cost:** $25 (or three soul fragments and a blood oath)
🎤 **Host:** Beau Eckstein — Business Ownership Coach, SBA Loan Whisperer, and part-time franchise evangelist 🙌
💡 **Goal:** Convince you that buying a business is easier than assembling IKEA furniture (it’s not)
🚀 **What you’ll “learn”:**
1️⃣ Franchises that thrive in 2026 (spoiler: they all need your money)
2️⃣ How to pick a biz using the “Buy Box Framework” (a PowerPoint slide with boxes)
3️⃣ SBA loans: borrow $300K, own a sandwich chain, die by paperwork
4️⃣ Real deals! (featuring stock photos and rounded numbers)
5️⃣ Build your 2026 Blueprint (template sold separately)
⚠️ **Warning:** Attendees may experience sudden urges to refinance their mortgage.
