Catholic Condemned To 800 More Years In Purgatory After Failing To Post Ash Selfie

Catholic Condemned To 800 More Years In Purgatory After Failing To Post Ash Selfie

BOSTON, MA — A devoted Catholic man was devastated after being notified that he had been condemned to an additional 800 years in Purgatory after it came to light that he had failed to post a selfie with ash on his forehead for Ash Wednesday.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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