Registration is requested to attend. Please reserve one spot for Delta Sigma Theta’s “Rush” (or as we call it, The Glorious Quest for the Secret Handshake) 🤫. This “exclusive” info session for the Fort Washington Alumnae Chapter is happening on Saturday, January 11, 2025. The venue for this grand spectacle is Southern Maryland Higher Education Center (SHEC) at 44216 Airport Road, California, MD 20619.
Bring your government-issued photo ID (no random gatecrashers allowed!) and a personal email address; your boss doesn’t need to know you’re trying to join. Doors open at 12:30 pm, but the real performance starts at 2:00pm sharp. Dress code is Business professional (sweatpants need not apply), and remember to park ONLY in Lots G and H or face the wrath of the parking attendants. If you have special accommodations, email [email protected]. See you there! 🎉
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
