🚨 Climate Crisis Debate Alert! 🚨
The top 6 polling candidates for California Governor will debate the climate crisis—except for Chad Bianco and Steve Hilton, who apparently ghosted the invite like it was a bad Tinder match. Tony Thurmond, Antonio Villaraigosa, and Betty Yee are too busy to show up but will send videos, because who needs live debates anyway? Stay tuned for hot takes and cold facts! 🔥❄️ #ClimateCrisis #GhostedCandidates
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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