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Israelite King Would Just Once Like Prophets To Say God Is Pleased and Everything Is Dandy

Israelite King Would Just Once Like Prophets To Say God Is Pleased and Everything Is Dandy

SAMARIA — According to insiders, King Ahab of Israel lamented a recent meeting he had with the prophet Elijah, admitting that just once he would like the prophets to say God is pleased and that everything is fine and dandy.

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