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Day: April 24, 2025

Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Meow! 😹 Peter Criss, the catman who used to hit things in KISS, is rounding up a circus of ringers for his “hard rock” comeback, because why not? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Chord F. DiscordApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Hold onto your dentures, KISS Army, because the Catman is back…again! 🀣 Yes, Peter Criss, the legendary (or legendarily inconsistent,…

Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? πŸ‘΅πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ€”
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Behold! The Thursday Murder Club: Geriatric Justice League or Just a Bunch of Old Folks Yelling at Clouds? πŸ‘΅πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ€”

FinnApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! 🚨 Netflix is FINALLY unleashing “The Thursday Murder Club” on us! πŸ‘΄πŸ‘΅πŸ”« Get ready for geriatric James Bond (Pierce…

Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is
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Ignorant Kids Have No Idea How Cool Dad Is

FinnApril 24, 2025

SLIDELL, LA β€” According to sources, the children of local father Jaxon Holt are completely ignorant of how cool their…

Marco Rubio Announces Overhaul Of β€˜Bloated’ State Department
The Onion

Marco Rubio Announces Overhaul Of β€˜Bloated’ State Department

FinnApril 24, 2025

Β Β Β Β Read MoreThe OnionSecretary of State Marco Rubio has announced plans to make sweeping cuts to the State Department, which he…

Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week πŸ™„)
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Tate McWhoopsie-Daisies Teams Up With Country’s Favorite Controversy Cowpoke for a Duet That’s Sure to Trigger Everyone (and no one will remember in a week πŸ™„)

Chuck B. BallsyApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OMG! 😱 Tate McRae, our pristine pop princess, has been caught in the act! She’s slumming it with none other…

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics
Babylon Bee

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Debunks 12 Popular Song Lyrics

FinnApril 24, 2025

Music, while thoroughly enjoyable and a beautiful form of artistic expression, is often full of logical fallacies and outright misinformation.…

Elle Fanning and the Basketball Predator: What in the Galaxy is Going On in “Predator: Badlands”? πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ‘½
πŸ€ Dreads, Dunks, and Intergalactic Cringe: The New "Predator" Will Break Your Brain! 🀯
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Elle Fanning and the Basketball Predator: What in the Galaxy is Going On in “Predator: Badlands”? πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ‘½

FinnApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Hold onto your space pants, moviegoers! 20th Century Studios just dropped the trailer for the new “Predator” movie, and the…

‘You’re Going To Make It,’ Says TV ER Doctor To Patient Who’s Definitely Going To Die At The End Of The Episode
Babylon Bee

‘You’re Going To Make It,’ Says TV ER Doctor To Patient Who’s Definitely Going To Die At The End Of The Episode

FinnApril 24, 2025

U.S. β€” A new episode of hit hospital drama Danger Hospital started with a bang an ER doctor told a…

Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
The Onion

Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose

FinnApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Β Β Β Β Read MoreThe OnionVATICAN CITYβ€”In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini…

Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🀣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. πŸ’€
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Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🀣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. πŸ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up, because Blizzard, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to grace us with a…

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